Claudia. Ask me shit. Follow&Reblog,please(:
Unicorns are a symbol of virginity. Reblog if you’re still a unicorn.
Forever a Unicorn. No one is majestic enough to ride me.
OH MY GOD. THAT COMMENT.
^^^^^ THE COMMENT IS WIN!!!
(via pleasedontleadmeon)
When your friends are talking in a different language that you don’t understand and you feel so left out.
When you're watching you're favorite show and you have to pee
You’re like:
But the moment it cuts to a commercial,
And you run to the toilet like:
After you’ve done peeing you run back to the tv like
While running you’re worried the show has already started so you’re like
But then you make it in time so you’re like
My hijo y mi fucking esposoo.
(via raul-casanova)
- Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
- Teacher: What for?
- Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS What do you fucking think for.
When your friends think your siblings are nice…
en mi casa hay una bolsa que tiene mas bolsas adentro
(via raul-casanova)
Tom Hiddleston - Suits - “Appreciation Post”
(via kissesthatkill)
